comedy / horror / year
Project Title One
replace label after exportA two sentence logline goes here. Make it grimy, specific, funny, and a little diseased.
watch the dub
PLAY
JAMISON_LOHAN_MASTER
analog comedy horror for people who laugh at the wrong part
TRACKING -12
COPY OF COPY
No stock textures. No clean portfolio grid. Just a corrupted personal shrine with room for real work.
artist / director / shop-floor witness
narrative shorts taped over the family barbecue.
This is the online shelf for Zach Brain, working as Jamison Lohan: homemade comedy, body unease, deadpan horror, strange props, bad signs, and films that feel like somebody found them in a garage after a flood.
The site is built to hold finished shorts later. For now, the empty spaces are part of the atmosphere: blank labels, missing scenes, and future evidence.
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tape shelf
film projects
Swap these with your real shorts. Each cassette is built for a title, year, logline, still, YouTube link, and small production note.
narrative short / year
Project Title Two
festival note / still / linkUse this spot for the film that feels least explainable. Let the card act like evidence.
watch the dubempty master
future short
leave one slot hauntedA blank cassette makes the page feel unfinished in the right way: alive, not abandoned.
read the scraps
02
splice table
splices and notes
working rule
Never make the monster cooler than the room it walks into.
taste cloud
Cronenberg nerves. Glazer silence. PTA momentum. Portal logic. Small-town dread. Alex G static.
current obsession
Comedy that arrives half a second after the horror, like a bad electrical hum under drywall.
future stills / contact sheet
03
side evidence drawer
woodworking / objects
Not the theme. A small drawer for things made by hand: props, furniture, boxes, repairs, shop experiments, or whatever does not belong on the reel.
Object One
Short description, material, year.
Object Two
Short description, material, year.
04
outgoing signal
dub request
Replace the placeholders. For phone, a public personal number can attract spam; a dedicated Google Voice number or written-out format is safer.